If you can't Impeach him..

If you can't beat them join them.  That was what I was always told anyway.  Think about it, you might not like having to sink to a lower level to join a crowd you can't beat, but if you are strong enough, you can change your opponent from inside.  Basically, if you can't beat them, get inside, and start taking them down piece by organizational piece. 

And another one opened his mouth...

So, some people got to talking and Mr. Boehner came up.  Outside of walking around your entirely life with a name that can so easily be pronounced as... Well, I can imagine that he had a lot of dick jokes tossed at him while growing up.